Showing posts with label retort. Show all posts
Showing posts with label retort. Show all posts

Sunday, January 3, 2010

"Mango-People".

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
-Abraham Lincoln.

PS. Ahh, I see.
"Par, Aam Aadmi ko kya mila?!"

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Here I Lie.

"It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar."
Jerome K. Jerome.

PS.
A: B always tells the truth.
B: A is such a liar.

"Satyawadii,Haath khade karo!"
Two gunshots.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

All Over.

“I decided I can't pay a person to rewind time, so I might as well get over it.”

PS. Life is all Tom and Jerry.
PPS. I'm Tom, you rotten little rat!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

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